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kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian

THIS

janicekirk:

i like how anthony mackie just played himself?? like he clearly went into the movie like “if i, anthony mackie, were the falcon, what would that be like? baller as hell, is the answer,” and just went with that

  #marvel  

thexenosapien:

olitzme:

sirpastydick:

sirpastydick:

the struggle of being a woman of color in the media

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LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT WOMEN IN TV AND THESE FUCKERS MADE MINDY KALING’S COVER BLACK AND WHITE THEY WHITEWASHED A BROWN GIRL IM SO TICKED

Looks familiar…

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 0.0

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

ashmaniacc:

dear-taeyeon

ashmaniacc:

dear-taeyeon

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

silversarcasm:

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

portraits-of-america:

     “There are too many churches, especially in America. They just talk and talk and don’t do anything. People go to a building for one hour, sit down, listen to a pastor, and leave. And then they live just like everybody else in America—for themselves. But Jesus told us to remember the poor and vulnerable.      ”I work as a waitress to save up money, and then I travel with my family to prisons and orphanages in Latin America, Eastern Europe, Asia, and elsewhere to tell people that there is a God who loves them. We’ve been to over 50 countries. No church, no religion—just us. We dance, play music, stage plays. Right now, we’re here to photograph the foliage, so that we can project a slideshow on the walls of prisons, and tell prisoners that just as the trees are changing colors, they can change their lives.”
White Mountains, NH

portraits-of-america:

     “There are too many churches, especially in America. They just talk and talk and don’t do anything. People go to a building for one hour, sit down, listen to a pastor, and leave. And then they live just like everybody else in America—for themselves. But Jesus told us to remember the poor and vulnerable. 
     ”I work as a waitress to save up money, and then I travel with my family to prisons and orphanages in Latin America, Eastern Europe, Asia, and elsewhere to tell people that there is a God who loves them. We’ve been to over 50 countries. No church, no religion—just us. We dance, play music, stage plays. Right now, we’re here to photograph the foliage, so that we can project a slideshow on the walls of prisons, and tell prisoners that just as the trees are changing colors, they can change their lives.”

White Mountains, NH

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”